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Murder at the Silent Peacock Hotel

ACTOR DIES OF MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES

A strange turn of events occurred during the filming of an upcoming movie that involves The Silent Peacock Hotel. As following to many rumors of strange happenings it seems yet another yet to be solved 'incident' occurred this week.

Actor, name unknown, was shot by what was supposedly a prop gun filled with blanks.

Poliece are currently trying to decide weather foul play was involved or simply an accident.

This, along side of a string of unsolved disappearances, has left staff baffled, scared and unnerved only to spark further rumors of fishy business at the hotel.

Police are looking for anyone to come forward with information.

Classifieds

Nanny wanted: Nanny wanted to look after a sweet little seven year old girl. Her likes, dolls, making dolls, scissors and the color red. Must be able to keep a firm grip and madness is a must. Please inquire at the silent peacock hotel

Maid wanted: Must have prior experience, strong stomach, and a great sense of humor. please inquire at the silent peacock hotel

Detective wanted: Immediate position. must be discrete and thorough. please inquire at the silent peacock hotel

Writer wanted: Must be mad as a hatter with a dark side, twisted insanity isnt required but a bonus. religious fiction writers need not apply. Please inquire at the silent peacock hotel

Ailen enthusiast or truther wanted: Must believe, can handle abductions, probings, scepticisim and the occasional non believer. please inquire at the silent peacock hotel.

Priest wanted: Must be able to perform exorcisms, calm the dead, perform funeral rights and the occasional wedding, living and dead. Being equipped with obscure knowledge is a bonus. please inquire at the silent peacock hotel.

Possessed girl wanted: must be willing to work with a priest, terrorize the living, please inquire at the silent peacock hotel.

Chef wanted: Must be able to bake sweets, do full course meals, short order. must have knowledge in preparations of various things such as sweets, herbals, and human flesh. please inquire at the silent peacock hotel.

Shop keep wanted: Must be great with people, talking to people, and willing to charge an arm and a leg.. or even a soul.. for good products. please inquire at the silent peacock hotel

Barber wanted: Must be experienced in making the customer comfortable. giving exactly what they ask for.. and good at decapitations.. please inquire at the silent peacock hotel.

**All positions are volunteer positions.. Inquire HERE

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